Well me and Jessica picked up a homeless mother...
Sounds super sketchy but it was nice. Their retired military people so they were living check to check and they couldn’t afford this month because they ran out of money. But we took them out to eat and it was really cool because they just came from my hometown in Fayettville.
This is great
Ever since the earthquake and that huge storm its been beautiful outside and I’ve noticed more and more people who are willing to come out and enjoy it.
Bored + Horny = Grumpy as fuck
On top of all that I still can't do my summer...
Because the laptop I was suppose to get on Sunday was delayed because of all of the fucked up weather. Now I have to rush things even though I could have been done last week.
My internet connection has been off since saturday
And I am So Damn Bored!! I can’t do anything. I missed Doctor Who and the MTV awards because the power was out. And I’m horny as fuck because I can’t even be alone for five seconds without someone showing up at my house!
I'm watching Warriors of Virtue
One of the best unheard of movies about kangroo warriors
andgrowing asked: sloth and pride
I have found the Perfect college but its 83% white...
That’s extremely intimidating considering I’ve never been in a situation like that
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
thegoodolddaze: Lust: A personal sex story. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of. ok pls
Do you think girls in wheel chairs still shave their legs?– Wow that’s Inappropriate #2
Guess what I found out was poisonous ???
I don't know why......
But I am extremely turned off by Girls on Reality TV. I’m into natural women so girls like that are just gross to me.
Everytime I stay up all night
I go on tumblr and post random shit and then I gain like 10 followers hahah XD wtf tumblr don’t support my insomnia
Wow that's inappropriate #3
If you sneeze during sex and you wipe your nose on the sheets.
I would so get ellen page pregnant just so I could be the father of her children– Wow that’s Inappropriate #1
changedsinceyesterday replied to your post: changedsinceyesterday replied to your post: Guess… Seriously. Whatever happened to the good ‘ole skull and crossbone label? Or at least put some damn childproof caps on it. Only in America could I buy Poison and materials to make a bomb but I cant buy weed .__.
changedsinceyesterday replied to your post: Guess what I found out was poisonous ??? OH SHIT I am so fucked. :( I know right!! They should really come with warning labels or something
I hate socially fat people...
These are the people who eat as much food as possible because they don’t want anyone else to have any. They think its cute to eat more then half of the pizza when its for everyone. Well its not. Your far from being cute but your pretty damn close to being a glutton.
That's probably the coolest way to die ever
I died in an earthquake LIKE A BOSSS!!
Oh my god I just survived an earthquake!
I thought my house was exploding
Anonymous asked: Are you that guy who loves Dildos??
Anonymous asked: Since your a Black guy does that mean your faster than me :/
Anonymous asked: Would you have sex with anyone from tumblr ???
Anonymous asked: Are you one of those guys who plays WOW and Halo all day
Anonymous asked: Would you ever text a girl while your on a date with someone else?
Let's Play "Are you that guy" Tumblr" :D
Its simple, you ask me yes or no questions and ill tell you if I am that guy or not.
if you can't talk about poop, we can't be friends....
I have a general question that I'm sure my...
Do Girls our age still wear night gowns when they go to sleep or is our generation finally okay with sleeping nude??
If your machine can talk then it has the potential to be evil