My girlfriend decided she wants to be a bear tonight and go to bed at like 9pm.  But she says its okay if someone adopts me for the night so that I may love them.

Here is my resume

• Encyclopedic knowledge of  comic books
• Music enthusiast 
• Once dated a Hello kitty model (<That shits true btw)
• Certified to be both Big and or Little Spoon
• Enjoy’s lifting up the seat before peeing 

In need of a good home