- I hate skinny jeans
- I hate parties that play the Electric slide or the cupid shuffle
- I hate Nicolas Cage
- I hate the powder at the bottom of my cereal box when i’m almost done.
- I hate it when people say Sorry when they mean excuse me
- I also hate it when people judge me for not saying bless you. (Bitch you have the sniffles not the plague so chill)
- I hate posers who are obsessed with sneakers only because everyone else is
- I hate people who wish they could fly (Really out of all the powers you choose the one where you could kill yourself by accident?)
- I hate people who get star trek and star wars confused
- I hate girls who pretend to be nerds (Because it gets my hopes up :( )
- I hate harry potter but at the same time I hate that its so addictive
- I hate porn where the guy comes on the girls face ……. that shits just weird.
- I HATE ASS HOLES WHO WEAR FAKE GLASSES TO BE COOL.
- I hate glasses with brands like baby phat on them
- I hate it when people who’ve only seen the movie try to join a conversation about the book.
- And I hate girls who think that their prudence represents their class, (Ummm no ma’am your just lame)
Its simple, you ask me yes or no questions and ill tell you if I am that guy or not.






