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My frown at Vcu

My frown at Vcu

pigtailpower:

This is what the lovely folks of Madison do on a Sunday night.

I’m the one putting a condom on  the rice crispy dick. 

oceansofbliss:

Various photos from tonight’s viewing party. 

Doctor whooooooooooo!!!!!! (Am there)

crochetmonamour:

this is how we do school

The sad thing is we’re all on tumblr. 

crochetmonamour:

this is how we do school

The sad thing is we’re all on tumblr. 

Just me and my family no bigge, We just happen to be flawless 

Tag! You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself.


  1. I am Roy E. King III and I plan on making my first born the IV Whether its a boy or girl.
  2. I’ve driven by myself once in my life and im almost 19
  3. I currently live in a two story house by myself 
  4. I am one of the few people who dislike batman 
  5. My mother is from Morocco 

………………………… damn this is hard

6. I’ve never seen a girl of my race naked or even topless before ( In real life I mean)

7. I forget that people have belly buttons all the time 

8.  I’ve met two first ladies before and both remembered my name when I saw them later on. 

9. The only thing I can do that’s artistic is graffiti 

10.  From the age of 7 to 12  doctors thought I had a mild case of  full body vitiligo but suddenly when I was 13 it started to get like way better and now its almost unnoticeable. Which isn’t suppose to happen 

And thats me in a nutshell 

loveyourself-yourebeautiful:

I probably won’t be on for a while. Tonight going to be with the bestfriend, then the boyfriend, then the best friends again tomorrow, then going to florida to kick ass in the national HOSA competition for medical terminology. Wish me luck. See ya next sunday!

^ im the Boyfriend 

You sure you don’t want to kidnap me ?? 

Look at those lady like thighs and that cardigan that says “Hey I like Long rides in windowless vans”

My girlfriend decided she wants to be a bear tonight and go to bed at like 9pm.  But she says its okay if someone adopts me for the night so that I may love them.

Here is my resume

  • Encyclopedic knowledge of  comic books
  • Music enthusiast 
  • Once dated a Hello kitty model (<That shits true btw)
  • Certified to be both Big and or Little Spoon
  • Enjoy’s lifting up the seat before peeing 

In need of a good home 

This is just an old picture of me and my friend Hailey at a toy store downtown

This is just an old picture of me and my friend Hailey at a toy store downtown

  • Chatroom Memeber: Im so alone
  • Me: Hey is that an insect-a-con :O
  • Chatroom Member: My Girlfriend Just left me on V-day
  • Other Members: AWWWW
  • Me: Hey guys lets talk about the insect-a-con's ????
  • Other Member: Its okay it gets Better
  • Me: ...... -_- were arent going to talk about insect-a-con's are we
  • Chatroom Member: I just want to know why she left me :C
  • Me: She probably dumped you because you dont know how to shut your dirty mouth during Transformers !!! D:<
  • All Members: ............
  • All Members: ...........
  • Me: So why is megatron a ray gun anyway :D like whats up with that ???

The one on top kinda looks like me !

More pics of us and I have my major derp face on 

More pics of us and I have my major derp face on 

I almost died a couple of times but its okay cause there were children to soften my fall

I almost died a couple of times but its okay cause there were children to soften my fall

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