My sister has been on a special Liquid diet

AND HER SHIT SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD! Like no joke im on the second floor and our vents are connected and I can still smell it XD

Its been two weeks and I thought I had dropped food somewhere and it was making that smell. Nope my sister just has rotting insides and decided to crap and not turn on the fan or anything. 

Its more Hilarious than it is funny XD

So it was my idea to raise money for refuges in North Korea at my school by doing a Fund raiser called “Human Canvas” basically people go around in shorts/tee’s  and then people pay $1 to draw on their bodies. Neat Idea right :D I made it up all on my own since i figured people in North Korea dont really have the freedom of Expression. 

But anywho

Since im like the spokes person for the event I decided to be the biggest canvas…. meaning I would have to shave like my entire body. :/ 

So I am currently smoother then a baby’s ass right now and I better get paid like crazy for doing this bull shit or im going to be pissed.

Then I really don’t give a fuck about your life